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Speed Trap Ops Selamat

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Dari emel aku:

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 Buat sahabat2 yg balik kampong nun jauh di sana…

 LOKASI PERANGKAP HAD LAJU SEMPENA ADILFITRI 2012 PLUS

 Arah Utara (Dari KL):

 1- Km 197.1, Km 198.8 & Km 204.3 selepas exit Kemunting

2- Km 208 & Km 214.8 sebelum exit Kemunting

3- Km 271 berdekataan exit Ipoh Selatan

4- Km 274.4 berdekatan exit Ipoh Utara

5- Km 286.9 berdekatan exit Simpang Pulai

6- Km 296 berdekatan exit Gopeng

7- Km 352.6 selepas exit Sungkai

8- Km 373 berdekatan exit Slim River

9- Km 241.9 berdekatan exit Kuala Kangsar

10- Km 308.6 selepas exit Gopeng

11- Km 252 masa turun bukit selepas terowong Menora

12- Km tak pasti tapi betul2 di R&R Gurun

13- 2 km after tol Juru (90km/j)

14- 5 kamera di atas jambatan pulau pinang (so slow je la kat situ)

The Obstinate Lighthouse

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Status: FALSE

 

This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No. I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

p/s

It's a joke.

 

 

Suami Mohon Poligami (lawak)

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Extract from my forum posted by Matang Raja..

Re: Fasa Hidup Lelaki
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2007, 12:55:10 PM »

Suami bin Lelaki

17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman
Terengganu.
 
Isteri binti Perempuan
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman
Terengganu.
31 April 2006
 
Puan,

Ikatan Relawan Rakyat Malaysia

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RELA

 

  • Home Guard atau Pengawal Kampung ditubuhkan bertujuan untuk menjaga keselamatan setempat apabila darurat diisytiharkan pada tahun 1948. Ahli-ahlinya terdiri daripada sukarelawan masyarakat setempat. Pasukan Pengawal Kampung dibubarkan setelah darurat diisytiharkan tamat pada 31 Julai 1960.
  • Tenaga sukarelawan digembleng sekali lagi apabila negara menghadapai ancaman konfrontasi dengan Indonesia dari tahun 1963-1965. Pasukan Kawalan telah diwujudkan bagi membantu agensi keselamatan menangani pendaratan dan penyusupan pihak Indonesia.  Pada waktu itu, Pasukan Kawalan bertindak sebagai mata dan telinga kerajaan untuk melaporkan kepada pasukan keselamatan tentang ancaman pihak Indonesia. Apabila tamat konfrontasi pada tahun 1965, ia telah dibubarkan.
  • Pada 13 Mei 1969 telah berlaku pergaduhan antara kaum. Insiden yang berlaku telah menyedarkan pemimpin-pemimpin negara pada ketika itu tentang pentingnya diwujudkan satu pasukan sukarela yang tetap bagi membantu kerajaan dalam menangani masalah dan ancaman keselamatan. Allahyarham Tun Dr. Ismail Abdul Rahman yang ketika itu Timbalan Perdana Menteri dan juga Menteri Dalam Negeri mencadangkan supaya pasukan sukarela berfungsi sebagai mata dan telinga kerajaan.

Tenant Agreement

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This Tenancy Agreement with almost no modification will suit almost every commercial leasing situation. The situation where this lease is inappropriate is a lease where the parties anticipate extensive tenant improvements. Before using this agreement, read it carefully and be certain that the language is as you want it. If it is not, modify it carefully. Tenants, it is strongly recommended that you read the entire Tenancy Agreement before you sign it. Your landlord will usually be up to modifying some of the language if you can show how it will benefit both parties. STAMPING: Prepare two (2) copies of the Tenancy Agreement. Get these Agreements stamp the Inland Revenue Board or Jabatan Hasil Dalam Negeri in your area.

Malaysian Court

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The Federal Court of Malaysia is the highest judicial authority and the final court of appeal in Malaysia. The country, although federally constituted, has a single-structured judicial system consisting of two parts – the superior courts and the subordinate courts.